A lesson for today..

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain - I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood - I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach - I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs - I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes - I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
@$$hole - I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the @$$hole very mad.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the @$$hole be in charge.

MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE @$$HOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE"