A Small Story..

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way." What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it."

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

Great men say, "Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience."

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling… And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

- cheers..

Love Letter from the sea..

Our little angel in heaven, adeline,

you have no idea how wonderful & beautiful your mother is (outside & inside). but you could feel her in you. that's why you're in heaven now. you're chosen to be there to represent your parents love to God. wish you get use to your wings now....fly...fly...fly...in our hearts forever.

Love,
Aunty Fanny

Love Letter from heaven..

Dear Mommy,

I just wanted to let you know that I made it home. The journey wasn't an easy one, but it didn't take too long. Everything is so pretty here, so white, so fresh and new. I wish that you could close your eyes and that you could see it too.

Please try not to be sad for me... Try to understand. God is taking care of me... I'm in the shelter of His hands. Here there is no sadness, no sorrow, and no pain. Here there is no crying, and I'll never hurt again.

Here it is so peaceful when all the angels sing, I really have to go now-I've just got to try my wings!

Love,
Your Little Angel Adeline

Takdir itu kejam..?

Film yg lagunya berlirik "takdir memang kejam..." kembali menguak pikiranku akhir2 ini, apa benar takdir itu kejam?

Tanggal 1 Mei 2008 kemarin, tepat pada hari kenaikan Yesus Kristus ke surga, aku kehilangan satu-satunya buah hatiku, putriku yg cantik, Adeline Singgih. Kejadian ini benar-benar seperti mimpi, terjadi begitu cepat membuatku shock dan tidak percaya.

Banyak orang termasuk suami, orang tua, saudara2, dan teman2 yang memberi support padaku, menemaniku di rumah sakit. Telpon tak henti2nya berbunyi dari kerabat2 yang ingin mengucapkan belasungkawa dan dukungan. Hal ini membuatku semakin sedih dan teriris, karena menyadarkanku bahwa ini semua bukanlah mimpi semata melainkan kenyataan yg harus aku hadapi.

Kehilangan seseorang yg pernah tumbuh berkembang dalam rahimku begitu lama sangatlah menyedihkan, semua terasa hampa, tendangan-tendangan kecil itu sudah tidak ada lagi. Bila sebelumnya masih tidak percaya bahwa ada seseorang yg sedang hidup di diriku, masih tidak yakin akan bisa tidaknya menjadi ibu yg baik, dan masih ada sedikit keinginan untuk bersenang2 mengingat menjadi seorang ibu menjadi tidak bebas, sekarang dengan kehilangan ini membuatku ingin menjadi ibu, dan membuatku tak ingin apapun lagi kecuali Adelineku.

Beberapa hari yang lalu, ada berita bahwa ada orang yang menemukan seorang bayi di tempat pembuangan sampah di Bali. Mengapa orang tuanya begitu kejam? Mengapa mrk tega membuang darah dagingnya di tempat sampah sampai kepala dan tangan nya dicabik2 oleh anjing? Apa yang bayi itu perbuat sehingga mereka tidak menginginkannya? Apa dosa bayi itu? Bukankah dia berhak untuk hidup? Pertanyaan2 ini mengiang2 di kepalaku. Bukankah takdir itu kejam?

Mungkin bila dilihat dari apa yg terjadi pdku, dan dunia akhir2 ini orang bilang takdir itu kejam, namun aku percaya bahwa takdir itu bukan kejam, tetapi takdir itu membuat kita lebih tegar dalam menghadapi hidup di dunia ini, takdir membuat kita lebih menghargai hidup, takdir membuat kita menysukuri apa yang kita miliki, dan takdir membawa kita untuk lebih dekat dengan Tuhan.

Pastor yang mendoakan Adeline pernah berkata, bahwa ini sudah rencana Tuhan membawa Adeline tepat pada hari kenaikan Yesus Kristus ke surga, sehingga Adeline diangkat bersama-sama denganNya dan dijadikan malaikat kecilNya. Karena bayi yang meninggal didalam rahim masih suci dan akan menjadi malaikat kecil yang akan selalu mendoakan keluarganya.

Kehilangan Adeline benar2 pengalaman yang membentuk hidupku, dan aku merasa ada bagian dari diriku yang telah mati bersamanya, membuatku bertekad untuk menjadi orang yang lebih baik. Meskipun aku belum pernah menggendongnya, tapi aku bersyukur telah 8bulan "menggendongnya" didalam rahimku, bersyukur telah merasakan tendangan2 kecilnya dan bersyukur telah memilikinya meski dalam waktu yang singkat.

Sekarang, Adelineku sudah menjadi malaikat kecil di surga, yang dipangku oleh Yesus, mendoakan orang tuanya dari atas sana, dan kelak akan menjaga adik-adiknya. Aku menjadi lega karena Adeline sudah menemukan kebahagiaan sejati, dan tinggal menunggu waktu untuk berkumpul bersama papa mamanya.

Pengalaman pahit ini membuatku sadar bahwa banyak orang yg begitu mencintaiku, memperhatikanku. Mama Papaku yang begitu peduli dan perhatian, suamiku yang begitu menjagaku dan menghiburku, serta kakak dan adikku yang menguatkanku, saudara2 dan teman2 yang selalu ada disisiku ketika aku membutuhkan mereka. Meskipun aku tahu merekapun ikut sedih atas kematian Adeline, Papa Mama yang sudah tidak sabar untuk menggendong cucu pertamanya, Suamiku yang sangat tidak sabar untuk bertemu dgn putri pertamanya, dan kakak adik dan saudara2 lainnya yang tidak sabar untuk melihat keponakannya, tapi mereka menyembunyikannya, malah menghiburku dan tersenyum didepanku meskipun di dalam hatinya menangis, semua ini mereka lakukan untuk membuatku tegar, dan kuat. Hal ini membuatku terenyuh dan bertekad untuk menghadapi hidup ini dengan berpikiran positive dan mengambil hikmah atas kejadian2 di hidup ini.

Aku percaya Tuhan pasti punya rencana atas apa yang terjadi di hidup ini, dan aku tahu pasti, semua kan jadi indah pada waktunya.

What Makes a Mother?

I thought of you and closed my eyes
And prayed to God today
I asked "What makes a Mother?"
And I know I heard Him say.

"A Mother has a baby"
This we know is true
"But God can you be a Mother,
When your baby's not with you?"

"Yes, you can,"
He replied With confidence in His voice
"I give many women babies,
When they leave is not their choice.

Some I send for a lifetime,
And others for the day.
And some I send to feel your womb,
But there's no need to stay."

"I just don't understand this God
I want my baby to be here."
He took a deep breath and cleared His throat,
And then I saw the tear.

"I wish I could show you,
What your child is doing today.
If you could see your child's smile,
With all the other children and say...

'We go to Earth to learn our lessons,
Of love and life and fear.
My Mommy loved me oh so much,
I got to come straight here.

I feel so lucky to have a Mom,
Who had so much love for me.
I learned my lessons very quickly,
My Mommy set me free.

I miss my Mommy so much,
But I visit her every day.
When she goes to sleep,
On her pillow's where I lay

I stroke her hair and kiss her cheek,
And whisper in her ear.
Mommy don't be sad today,
I'm your baby and I'm here.'

"So you see my dear sweet ones,
your children are okay.
Your babies are born here in My home,
And this is where they'll stay.

They'll wait for you with Me,
Until your lesson's through.
And on the day that you come home
they'll be at the gates for you.

So now you see what makes a Mother,
It's the feeling in your heart
it's the love you had so much of
Right from the very start

Though some on earth may not realize, you are a Mother.
Until their time is done.
They'll be up here with Me one day
and know that you are the best one!"

- author unknown

Quote of the day

Be grateful for what you have now. As you begin to think about all the things in your life you are grateful for, you will be amazed at the never ending thoughts that come back to you of more things to be grateful for. You have to make a start, and then the law of attraction will receive those grateful thoughts and give you more just like them.
- Rhonda Byrne

Happy New Year..

Hm.. it's been a while since Iwrote a blog... but I try to start again seeing that I have nothing to do at home anyway..

2008.. a brand new year... begin with disaster everywhere especially in Java, Indonesia. Similar as the previous years, in 2005 there was a big tsunami in Aceh, 2007 began with the missing plane Adam Air, this year begin with big floods everywhere in Indonesia. I started to wonder maybe this country is cursed seeing that so many corruptions, bombings, or killing during the wars ages ago?

It's sort of depressing, but I believe that as long as we still have faith that God will take care our lives then we have nothing to worry about..

Anyway.. when i think back to the previous year, 2007, so many things happened in my life.. bad things and good things... It started with the day I've lost my uncle in January, then the day I've lost my grandpa in February, then the day I've lost my other uncle, then the day I've lost my little 15 years old cousin, and also the day I've lost my father in Law in August. What a tragic year i suppose? but I believe that God has good plans for us for this lost..

However, many good things also happened in my life and my family during 2007 apart from those tragic lost I've mentioned above, I've got married in June with the man I love, with the honeymoon, the new life and stuff, then three months later i've got pregnant :) the happiest time in my life..

I'm sure that this year will be a better year for me and my family. My sister is getting married in August, and my lil cousin is also getting married in June, and also my baby is due in June! there's a possibility that my other lil cousin getting married at the end of the year too.. Hm.. what an exciting year!!

My new year resolutions.. hm.. become a good loving mother, and of course become a better person!!

Cheers..

'HOW TO GET A DAY OFF WORK'

I urgently needed a day off, but I knew my boss would not let me take leave. I thought maybe, if I acted crazy, he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My Maori co-worker asked what I was doing. I told him I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was crazy and allow me a few days off work.

Soon enough, my boss entered the office. "What are you doing"? he exclaimed. I told him I was a light bulb. He said "you are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down from the ceiling and walked out of the office.

When my Maori co-worker followed me, the boss asked him "and where do you think you're going?" He said "I'm going home bro , I can't work in the dark".

Why British think 80% of M'sians coming to UK to study law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...

cheers..

Human Resource Lingo

"COMPETITIVE SALARY" = We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" = We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" = We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" = You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" = Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY" = Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" = We have no quality control.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" = We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" = You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" = You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" = You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" = Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

cheeers...

A lesson for today..

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain - I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood - I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach - I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs - I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes - I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
@$$hole - I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the @$$hole very mad.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the @$$hole be in charge.

MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE @$$HOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE"

Two Italian Men and a Lady..

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Understanding Engineers

Take One

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Take Two

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." Both? "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the garage and get some work done."

Take Three

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Take Four

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.The first one said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints."Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Take Five

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

cheers...

Sapu Lidi Restaurant

Category : Cafe & Restaurants

Cuisine : Sundanese
Location : Jl. Sersan Bajuri - Lembang Bandung
telp. 022-2786915

Resto yg mempunyai konsep unik "makan ditengah sawah" ini sangat susah dicari di Jakarta. Apalagi didukung dengan udara pegunungan yg sejuk segar, dan pondok'an2 yg mirip bgt ama pondokan di tengah2 sawah dan juga tanaman2 padinya. Jadi bener2 kerasa makan di tengah sawah deh..

Untuk makanan yg ditawarkan adalah makanan2 sunda, seperti nasi timbel, bermacam2 ikan goreng dan bakar, Bermacam2 pepes dan oncom serta makanan2 sunda lainnya.

Nasi timbelnya terdiri dari ayam goreng, tempe bacem, tahu goreng, bawal, sayur asem, lalapan dan nasi.
Sayur asem dan sambelnya bener2 bikin lidah bergoyang..

Selain nasi timbel, menu unggulannya adalah sate, terdapat bermacam2 sate yg benar2 menggugah selera.

Menu lain yg patut untuk dicoba adalah ikan goreng ala sapu lidi (lupa namanya). Ikannya di bumbuin dengan bumbu yg ada lombok2nya gitu lalu digoreng. Jadi rasanya asin2 pedas.. pokok enak deh..

Selain Restaurant, Sapu Lidi ini mempunyai fasilitas resort juga. Dengan view ala desa dan danau, resort ini nuansanya mirip dengan kampung sampireun. Kamar yg disediakan berbentuk bungalow2 floating dan juga ada sampannya. Untuk kamar yg termurah berkisar seharga satu jutaan per malam. Tp menurutku worth it bgt mengingat suasana yg sangat berbeda dgn Jakarta, dan udara yg segar alami, bener2 relax deh.. dijamin stress2 pada ilang..

Overall, Highly recommended for those who like Sundanese Food while enjoying a great village view and fresh air..

Price : (main course Rp.30,000-60,000)

Service :

Overall :

Blonde and Irish..

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral of the story : Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!

Ikan/Udang Goreng Kuning ala Mama..

Ikan/Udang Goreng

Bahan:
· ikan/udang
· bw putih, kunir, garam

Cara:
· ikan diiris2/ udang di lepas kulitnya.
· bw putih, kunir, dan garam diuleg lalu beri air sedikit
· bubuhkan bumbu pada ikan/udang, diamkan sejenak
· goreng ikan/udang dengan api agak besar dan sajikan dengan sambal terasi.

Sambal terasi

Bahan:
· 3 lombok besar
· 1 lombok kecil (tergantung selera)
· tomat/ranti
· terasi, gula, garam

Cara
· goreng semua bahan lalu di uleg sampai halus

Resep ala mama ini sangat sederhana dan gampang bgt untuk dipraktekkan.. Makan ikan/udang langsung sehabis di goreng dengan nasi yg hangat.. apalagi kalo sambelnya dipedesin... di jamin top cer de....

cheers...

IT GUYS..

Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work.

"Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."

"Really? You got a new laptop?"

Moral of the joke :

• For good girls: Dating with nerd IT guy is safer.. no need to worry that you might get raped or anything.. BUT you need to bring some new high-tech stuffs..
• For wild girls: Dating with nerd IT guy is very not recommended.. you won't impressed him much unless you bring some new high-tech stuffs..

cheers...

what if..

An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Mercedes stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Mercedes and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."

"Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each."

“However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You root her again."

moral of the story : whenever you have a very great opportunity, do anything to get it.. and also bad things will turn to be a great things whenever money is involved!! :)

cheers...

Kembali ke Lap....top!!

Prase "kembali ke lap..top" by Tukul Arwana di acara Empat Mata skrg lagi booming bgt.. dimana2 pada ngomongin itu.. Dengan gaya monyetnya ketika mengenalkan diri dan juga phrase2 laennya seperti "tak sobek-sobek mulutmu" ato "PUAS? PUAS? PUAS?" Tukul menjadi artis yg sangat digemari baik dikalangan anak2 sampe yg tua2. Acara Empat Mata itu sendiri yang dari 1x seminggu jadi 3x seminggu sekarang jadi 5x seminggu! sampe2 adeku yg lg di luar negri aja bela2in liat Empat Mata di uTube.

Denger2 juga si Tukul jadi melejit bgt.. menurut yg tertulis di koran Bisnis Indonesia, Tukul yg per episode dibayar 3,5 juta naik menjadi 7 juta dan konon kabarnya sekarang jadi 20 juta per episode!!! belum lagi mulai banyak iklan-iklan yang make Tukul.. Terus bagi yang mau nanggap Tukul juga bisa tuh.. di charge sekitar 30juta/ 2 jem.. Selain itu dia skrg juga lagi bikin klip utk lagunya.. Tukul jadi penyanyi!! emang dia tidak menyia2kan kesempatan yah.. mumpung lagi tenar semua aja dikerjain hehe.. mendadak kaya nih...

Banyak yg bilang "Tukul, tampang desa, tapi rejeki kota!". Memang sih sering kali pertanyaan2 dia byk yg cerdas.. mungkin memang disitulah letak kepinteran dia utk menarik perhatian pemirsa. Dia membawa kekurangannya untuk menjadi terkenal (i.e. kekampungannya yg dianggap lucu dan cocok dgn selera penonton dan wajahnya yg, maaf, tidak cakep seperti bintang2 lainnya).. memang sih dijaman yg lagi stress gara2 bencana yg tak henti2nya.. belum lagi ekonomi yg tidak pula membaik, Tukul bisa menghibur orang2 dengan guyonannya yg fresh dan orisinil, sehingga mrk bisa "melupakan" ke-stress-annya itu barang sejenak dan ketawa ngikik2.. Sampe2 di koran Bisnis Indonesia itu dibilang kalo pamor SBY-JK kalah jauh sama Tukul!

Bahkan anggota DPR pun semua pada minta anggaran buat laptop! Alhasil byk humor2 yg ditujukan kepada mrk seperti ini nih:

Anggota DPR: "Mbak saya ingin daftar account di yahoo.com kok nggak bisaya?"

Customer Service: "Nggak bisa kenapa Pak?"

Anggota DPR: "Ada tulisan, paswort is nat long inof, suld bi mor den 8karakter"

CS: "Itu maksudnya, password Bapak harusnya minimal 8 huruf."

Anggota DPR: "Oooo...oke deh.., saya coba dulu."

Anggota DPR: "Mbak, password minimal delapan huruf itu delapannya pakaiangka 8 atau ejaan delapan?"

CS: "Maksudnya?"

Anggota DPR: "Saya sudah tulis di kolom password "minimal 8 huruf", tapibingung mau tulis delapannya, pakai angka delapan atau ejaan huruf'delapan'."

CS: "Ketik ini aja Pak: "C", lalu spasi, lalu "D".

Anggota DPR: "Apa tuh?"

CS: "CAPE' DEH !!!"

******

Anggota DPR: "Mbak, kalau muter film di laptop, gimana caranya ya?

CS: "Ada DVD playernya kan Pak?"

Anggota DPR: "Sebelah mana tuh Mbak?"

CS: "Disamping kanan, pak. kalau di tekan tombolnya nanti, piringan discnyakeluar."

Anggota DPR: "Ooooo.... yang keluar itu, piringan disc ya? Wah, udah patahtuh kemarin."

CS: "Kok bisa patah?"

Anggota DPR: "Saya kira tempat buat naruh gelas minuman."

Hahaha.. yah meski sedikit jayus ya lumayan la paling gak bisa membuat kita ketawa

Namun banyak pula yg tidak suka dengan acara Empat Mata, seperti KPI (Komisi Penyiaran Indonesia). Mrk berkata bahwa "seringkali terdapat muatan pembicaraan tentang seks secara eksplisit dan vulgar (termasuk memperlihatkan alat bantu seks). Cara berpakaian para bintang tamu sering menonjolkan sensualitas. Pembawa acaranya pun terkadang melontarkan hal-hal yang tidak pantas (cabul) dan berkonotasi seks." (dikutip dari website KPI).

Contohnya di salah satu episode Tukul berkata, "Oke pemirsa tidak perlu berpanjang-panjang. Karena kalau terlalu panjang kasihan ibunya; kalau terlalu lebar kasihan bapaknya." ahahaha... kalo yang ini sebenarnya kan tergantung gimana cara mikir kita kan... kalo pikirannya picik ya dianggap berkontasi seks. ya nggak

Yang penting penonton terhibur dan bisa ketawa ketiwi deh... emang itu yg dicari2 kan? daripada nonton berita yg membuat orang stress atau nonton gossip2 artis yang tak henti2nya kan mending ketawa ketiwi bareng Tukul!!

cheers..

another summer day..

it's been a while since i blog.. hm.. today is just another summer day in my office, well yeah Jakarta is always hot.. lucky we got very cold air condition here. I can't imagine to live without one.. meebe we'll get used to it some day, and maybe at that time women will all be skinny.. cos it's like sauna rite.. hehe

it's so hot outside and yet it's fullon cloudy, wierd huh? it's seem that world has gone crazy, maybe earth is really angry.. when u think about it, flood, flight accident, tsunamy, earthquake, mud flood, typoon, thunderstorm and heavy rain have come and go so often.. scary huh?
hm.. probably it's nearly end of the world, a friend told me that someone has been given some "seeing" from God, that it's nearly end of the world and earth is angry, start from lapindo mud flood that will never stop till 30 years time or meebe more, can't imagine when it reach Surabaya, flights accident, it's already 3 planes since january 2007 even garuda!! not mentioning some nearly accident planes, ship accident, tsunami, earthquake, and more and more disaster coming.. and she said that a big flood will hit Jakarta soon... OH NOT AGAIN!!!!!!

Is it human error?? or the earth is really angry??
it's so depressing to think about it, eh?.. ah well.. meebe it's time to reflect to ourself and be good, so nothing bad is gonna happen to us..

hm talking about flood, duku palembang (one kind of fruit) is everywhere at this time of the year and so cheap.. it's only Rp 5000/kg for the medium size and Rp 6000 for big size!! it's sweet, addictive and u just cant stop! you can get it everywhere on the street, they sell it on the pickup car.. and i'm eating one rite now hehe..

cheers...